"My name is Amy Poehler and I am a very hungry person."
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.
Gorgeous brick Greenwich Village townhouse lovingly renovated by Sawyer Berson, all in spring bloom.
i have no compassion for slow walkers