February 2012
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I know how to spread butter on toasts without making a mess and/or breaking the bread.
I shall never reveal it! (unless you ask real, real nice)
Playing hide and seek “like a sir”: my friends and I running in suits/dresses all over the country club holding Martinis and declaring that “refreshing one’s drink” is a good reason to come out of hiding and not lose.
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People who are always happy are the scariest motherfuckers ever
I need to clean.
Le sigh.
“I’ve tried so many times to think of a new way to say it— and it’s still I love...”
– Zelda Fitzgerald (via anditslove)
*Read this in Gloria’s, from Modern Family, tone*
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS NOISE?!
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Who has 15kg of fresh laundry and no place to dry it tonight?!
That’s right! ME!
almalania asked: 58 61 67
Anonymous asked: 53 56 63
TMI Tuesday. →
spreoccupied:
kidcudigeneration:
tangled-spine:
1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married?...
“Most of the dandelions had changed from suns into moons.”
– Vladimir Nabokov (via lavandula)
The logic is easy (a haiku)
I am breaking you I like to break pretty things, Right now I feel pain.
Fuck this so much. It’s so the end. I don’t even mind it anymore, I don’t care and it doesn’t affect me.
Sorry, but bye.
The French word for mattress (matelas) means kill them (in feminine). It’s pronounced like MateLA, what means kill her in Spanish.
Of course, I had to comment an Ikea mattress promotion with a friend, over the phone, in frañol (french-spanish). You can imagine her reaction when I pretty much told her in a very serious tone that you could “kill them” for 90€.
Remember how I was bored 10 minutes ago?
Now I feel like someone punched me in the stomach real hard. And breathless. And like I felt six months ago, goddamit.
I want a new theme. Also, I look really good in this shirt and the buttons are so easy to unbutton. I should make a list of important things now.
Squirrel!
Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, staying home because a friend got sick and cancelled our Skype date. Stupid winter.
So, let me tell you about my day.
I woke up this morning and I took a very hot shower. Then, as I was making breakfast and checking my email I realised it was St. Valentine’s day. I decided to just ignore it -I am, after all, in Paris, and seriously, what’s less romantic than Parisians?
I was so wrong! As I biked to my class I notices a few splashes of pink I hadn’t noticed before. But well, it’s St....
“It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same,...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via satans-advocate)
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The only downside of using a fountain pen is having people ALWAYS ask something about it. “Does it adapt to your handwriting?” “does it improve your handwriting?” “aren’t they like really expensive?” “so preeeetty! How does it work?”
I am not an expressive person after I wake up, and probably not until my first cup of coffee of the day.
What I mean when I say that I am not expressive is that I am in a really bad mood and I will literally bite your arm off if you touch my toast, coffee, tea, yoghurt or blackberry jam.
Also, don’t tell me good news and expect me to be exuberant while I have breakfast. At much I’ll...
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world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
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