daysinboston: rosasparks: telegantmess: thecurvature: fauxrealtho: rhymeswithnothing: sleazoidspice: cocohorror: My bra and the television remote…great! My bass guitar and a box of tampons. LET’S DROP SOME FUCKIN’ BODIES. My history of Christianity book +4 strength +1 critical hit and my flip flops that grant me +5 speed -2 strength My phone and my wallet.  Not bad. My cat and a flip flop. I’m screwed. A bag of mesquite wood chips and my crochet hook case. HAVOC! My phone and a giant couch pillow. I WILL FUCK UP SOME ZOMBIES WITH MY LAME BBM MESSAGES AND THEN MAKE THEM TAKE A NAP! iPhone ear buds and my 1TB external harddrive.  I’ll all set.  thanks! My Blackberry and an origami elephant. I can call for help and discombobulate them with my impressive folding skills.

daysinboston:

rosasparks:

telegantmess:

thecurvature:

fauxrealtho:

rhymeswithnothing:

sleazoidspice:

cocohorror:

My bra and the television remote…great!

My bass guitar and a box of tampons.

LET’S DROP SOME FUCKIN’ BODIES.

My history of Christianity book +4 strength +1 critical hit

and my flip flops that grant me +5 speed -2 strength

My phone and my wallet.  Not bad.

My cat and a flip flop. I’m screwed.

A bag of mesquite wood chips and my crochet hook case. HAVOC!

My phone and a giant couch pillow. I WILL FUCK UP SOME ZOMBIES WITH MY LAME BBM MESSAGES AND THEN MAKE THEM TAKE A NAP!

iPhone ear buds and my 1TB external harddrive.  I’ll all set.  thanks!

My Blackberry and an origami elephant. I can call for help and discombobulate them with my impressive folding skills.